there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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