If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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