batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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