everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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