the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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