Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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