My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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