Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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