There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i think i just lost a toe
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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