cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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