Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
