you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
