ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm sobbing to NWA
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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