a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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