We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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