I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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