Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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