Kiss
Puke
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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