Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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