I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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