So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I am available for nakedness
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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