Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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