I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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