the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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