(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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