I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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