Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Never underestimate the power of titties
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