Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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