If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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