i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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