HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Do plants get herpes?
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