it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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