I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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