I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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