in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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