I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
