he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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