Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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