I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
