he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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