So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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