the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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