So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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