remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
then he tried to convert me to islam
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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