Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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