I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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