Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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