After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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