your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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