Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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