Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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