I bet he comes in French.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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