"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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